Aligator Shoes

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After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the young blond declared, 'Well, then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes for free!' The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, 'Well, little lady, why don't you go on and give it a try?' The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator. Later in the day, as
the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand.

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot gator swimming
rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and
hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blond struggled mightily and barely managed to flip the gator onto its back.

Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration.....


'SHIT'! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT, TOO!
 
Haha, good one...

Talking about gators...

A guy walks in a full bar deep in the bayou with a gator, lays it on the bar, and says :
"I make a bet that I will put my dick in this gator's mouth for a minute. If I do it, all you guys pay me a beer."
Of course, everyone wants to see the show.. Guy takes his pants down, says to the gator : "Open your mouth." Gator does open. Guy puts his "personal equipment" in the gator's mouth and says : "Close your mouth carefully !" So does the gator... After a minute, the guy picks up an empty bottle of beer and hits the animal hard on the head, which immediately opens wide its mouth. He turns around to the customers, showing he has no harm, and puts his pants back on. Thunder of applauses, everyone wants to pay him a beer.
The guy then says : "I make another bet , I will give 100 bucks to the one who does the same."
The whole bar remains silent... Then a blonde stands up in the back and says : "I'll do it if you don't hit me on the head with the bottle..."
 
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