20 Things women can't do!

I guess my Mary is special...
1. Can change her own oil, and put the chains on by herself.
2. Very adept at understanding film, frequent Seattle Film Festival attendee.
3. She doesn't tell many jokes, but can play a prank on me easily.
4. She never argues, she's too wise to tangle with me.
5. She frequently pays for dinner, often with my money.
6. nope, she doesn't pass many shoe shops
7. She doesn't throw stones in that glass house.
8. We've been together 16 years now, that's pretty magical in my book.
9. I don't have any friends nearby, so no problem here.
10. ???
11. No problem here as she doesn't wear makeup.
12. She knows how to dress appropriately for the environment, layers being her strong point.
13. She doesn't have 20 mates.
14. Neither do I.
15. She just did her own stereo/album shelving, and helped me do my new desk.
16. She doesn't need to, she already rocks.
17. If not for her, I'd watch no videos.
18. She's a Lady who knows what she wants.
19. Most excellent navigator on our trips.
20. No need, she just gets my money.
 
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