Aging...Let's All Do it

[mTk]

I'll start:
"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Satchel Paige
"Life would be infinitely better if only we could be born at the age of 80 and gradually approach 18." - Mark Twain

 

[Bootie]

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis

 

[Hedgehog]

 

[mTk]

"Don't worry about senility. When it hits you, you won't know it." - Bill Cosby

 

[mTk]

"Retirement at 65 is ridiculous. When I was 65 I still had pimples." - George Burns

 

[Hedgehog]

I'm so old that when I order a 3 minute egg, they ask for the money up front........Milton Berle

 

[Bootie]

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.

 

[Hedgehog]

Alive in the sense that he can't legally be buried.....Geoffrey Madan

 

[Bert Blitzkrieg]

Growing old is better to bear then being old (Fliegende Blätter, a German comical weekly (1844-1944) )

 

[mTk]

"Whatever wrinkles I got, I enjoyed getting them." - Ava Gardner