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An Amish farmer walking through his field notices a man drinking from his pond, with his hand.
The Amish man shouts:
“Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!â€
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!â€
The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!â€
The Amish man shouts back in English:
“Use two hands, you’ll ge more!â€
The Amish man shouts:
“Trinken Sie nicht das Wasser, die Kuhe und die Schweine haben in ihm geschissen!â€
Which means: “Don’t drink the water, the cows and the pigs have shit in it!â€
The man shouts back: “I’m a Muslim, I don’t understand your gibberish. Speak English, infidel!â€
The Amish man shouts back in English:
“Use two hands, you’ll ge more!â€