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Johnsy
Guest
Thank goodness for the Aussie sense of humour!
Our great country is going down the drain at a fast rate of
knots, yet we can still laugh at ourselves.
The sad part about this, is there is a lot of truth in the
comments.
Introducing "Asylum" - the new game show hosted by
Kevin Rudd....
G'Day and welcome to a brand new edition of :
'ASYLUM'
Today's program features another chance to
take part in our
exciting competition:
Hop on a boat
And win
A FREE HOUSE!
We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands
of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The Australian Taxpayer.
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid
Australian Passport, and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting
at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging,
mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone, so buy a ticket to Indonesia
and catch the first available boat.
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you
enter Australian waters and remember the magic password:
'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan
were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesia’s
gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to
their boat trips to luxury accommodation.
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in
hotels all over Australia.
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxter’s reef and
the world famous Christmas Island resort If you still don't
understand the rules, don't forget,
there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting
to help.
It won't cost you a penny.
It could change your life forever .
So play today.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas ...
COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the Indonesia fishing ports
Don't stop in Thailand or Bali
Go straight to Australia
And you are:
GUARANTEED
To be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest
game on earth.
Everyone's a winner, when they
play
'ASYLUM'
Our great country is going down the drain at a fast rate of
knots, yet we can still laugh at ourselves.
The sad part about this, is there is a lot of truth in the
comments.
Introducing "Asylum" - the new game show hosted by
Kevin Rudd....
G'Day and welcome to a brand new edition of :
'ASYLUM'
Today's program features another chance to
take part in our
exciting competition:
Hop on a boat
And win
A FREE HOUSE!
We've already given away hundreds of millions of dollars and thousands
of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor,
The Australian Taxpayer.
And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.
Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid
Australian Passport, and you only need one word of English:
'ASYLUM'
Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting
at $800 a week and a chance to earn thousands more begging,
mugging and accosting drivers at traffic lights.
This competition is open to everyone, so buy a ticket to Indonesia
and catch the first available boat.
No application ever refused - reasonable or unreasonable.
All you have to do is destroy all your papers or burn your boat once you
enter Australian waters and remember the magic password:
'ASYLUM'
A few years ago, 140 members of the Taliban family from Afghanistan
were flown Goat Class from Kabul to Indonesia’s
gateway where agents were on hand to fast-track them to
their boat trips to luxury accommodation.
They joined tens of thousands of other lucky winners already staying in
hotels all over Australia.
Our most popular destinations also include the Baxter’s reef and
the world famous Christmas Island resort If you still don't
understand the rules, don't forget,
there's no need to phone a friend or ask the audience
Just apply for legal aid.
Hundreds of lawyers, social workers and counsellors are waiting
to help.
It won't cost you a penny.
It could change your life forever .
So play today.
Iraqi terrorists, Afghan dissidents, Albanian gangsters, pro-Pinochet activists, anti-Pinochet activists, Kosovan drug-smugglers, Tamil tigers, bogus Bosnians, Rwandan mass murderers, Somali guerrillas ...
COME ON DOWN!
Get along to the Indonesia fishing ports
Don't stop in Thailand or Bali
Go straight to Australia
And you are:
GUARANTEED
To be one of tens of thousands of lucky winners in the easiest
game on earth.
Everyone's a winner, when they
play
'ASYLUM'