Aussie Test Match !!!!!!

[Hedgehog]

A lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant
said "Can I help you?"
"Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual
assault".
"Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked.
"In the park just down the road" she replied.
"Can you describe what happened?"
"Yes, I was walking along the footpath in the park near
the trees when a man jumped out of the
bushes and dragged me in there, removed my underwear then
he dropped his pants to his knees
and had his way with me".
"Could you give me a description of him?"
"Yes, he was wearing white shoes, long white trousers, a
white shirt and he had these two big
long pads from his feet up to and over his knees, one on
each leg".
"Sounds to me like he was a cricketer, most probably a
batsman", said the Sergeant.
"Yes", said the lady, "He was an Aussie Cricketer".
"That's very observant", said the Sergeant, "You worked
that out from his accent?"
"No", she replied. "I worked it out because he wasn't in
for very long".

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[Louis]

:RpS_scared:

 

[Wigam]

haha, watching the ashes, I love watching the Aussies lose. :biggrin:

 

[Johnsy]

haha, watching the ashes, I love watching the Aussies lose. :biggrin:

That'd be right. I think it's going to be a very hard time for Aussie cricket, a lot like the Kiwis for the last 10 years

 

[Wigam]

lol, here goes the good old Kiwi vs Aussie's rivalry. haha.

And get it right, we hav'nt been struggling for the last 10 years ......... its more like 20.

 

[Johnsy]

lol, here goes the good old Kiwi vs Aussie's rivalry. haha.

And get it right, we hav'nt been struggling for the last 10 years ......... its more like 20.

I don't know, I think I'd still rather be a Kiwi than a Pom :laugh: