: Bored in tescos
Story by a man standing in a queue in Tesco.........
I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco. I was
standing in the queue at the checkout when a woman behind me asked if
I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly the bloke who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car had hit me.
I thought one bloke was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard
as he staggered out the door
Stupid moo .........why else would I buy dog > food??
Story by a man standing in a queue in Tesco.........
I have two dogs and I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco. I was
standing in the queue at the checkout when a woman behind me asked if
I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot
Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive
care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works
is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one
or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally
complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly the bloke who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.
I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car had hit me.
I thought one bloke was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so
hard
as he staggered out the door
Stupid moo .........why else would I buy dog > food??
