1-Japanese scientists have created a camera with a shutter speed so fast, they can now photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
2- A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, please pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
3- Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humor'!
2- A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her husband, 'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, please pay me a compliment.' He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
3- Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humor'!
