Confessions of a hooker

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Johnsy

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A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession. Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'
The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years, I cannot hold your past against you, in fact maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

She said 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales. . ...
 
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(Or she could be saying- "Is that your exhaust pipe or are you just pleased to see me?")
 
Aw, not enough flesh on her ribs anyway. I'd be afraid to get bruises. :tongue1:
 
I am sure Bootie that you will get agreement when she will be thinking about length of gun ;)
 
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