Crafty....

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect girls getaway trip -
shopping, casinos, massages, facials.

Two days before the group is to leave Mary's husband puts his foot down
and tells her she isn't going.

Mary's friends are very upset that she can't go, but what can they do.

Two days later the three get to the hotel only to find Mary sitting in the
bar drinking a glass of wine.

"Wow, how long have you been here and how did you talk your husband into
letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night............
Yesterday evening I was sitting on the couch and my husband came up
behind me and put his hands over my eyes and said 'Guess who'?"

I pulled his hands off to find all he was wearing was his birthday suit.
He took my hand and lead me to our bedroom. The room was
scented with perfume, had two dozen candles and rose pedals all
over.............On the bed, he had handcuffs and ropes! He told me to
tie and cuff him to the bed, so I did. And then he said, "Now, you can do
whatever you want."

So here I am.
 
I've heard that one told with the genders reversed. Very good!
 
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