Daddy's car in the woods?
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a
passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself as he ran home and
started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he
was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to
see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his
story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he
was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on
the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f### up and listen to the whole
story
before you interrupt!
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods.Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a
passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain
himself as he ran home and
started to tell his mother.'Mummy, I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he
was
giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt
Jane...'
At this point Mummy cut him off and said, 'Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, lets save the rest of it for supper time.I want to
see the look on Daddy's
face when you tell it tonight.'
At the dinner table that evening, Mummy asked little Johnny to tell his
story Johnny started his story, 'I was at the playground and I saw
Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane.I went back to look and he
was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her
shirt.Then Aunt Jane helped
Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the
same thing that Mummy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was away on
the oil rigs.'
Mummy fainted!
Moral:
Sometimes you need to just shut the f### up and listen to the whole
story
before you interrupt!