Oxo are introducing a new white Oxo cube with a red cross in support of the England team. It's called the Laughing Stock.
Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 ***holes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV.
So an angry fan managed to get into the England changing room after last nights game. Apparently goalkeeper Robert Green tried to grab the man, but missed.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning – “It is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible,†said Sipho Umboto, aged 6.
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact, they're crossing the line.
I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back... left back at Heathrow Airport!!!!
South Africans have always been known for being a bit arrogant, but this World Cup is the worst case of blowing your own trumpet I've ever seen.
World Cup 2010: Fan in England team dressing room... ? Poor ****ers couldn't even afford an air-conditioner.
WHO SAID FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT? SOME QUOTES TO PROVE IT…
My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "
David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
Mark Viduka
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had."
David Beckham
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."
Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season -- 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.†(which is Spanish)
Mark Draper
"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton
"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester."
Stan Collymore
"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi
"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be -- but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough."
Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."
Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today."
Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European."
Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."
Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
Thierry Henry
Apparently England are changing the 3 lions on the shirt to 3 tampons. A spokesman for the FA said this is to represent the worst period they have ever had.
All future England matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel. Apparently the sight of 11 ***holes getting hammered for 90 minutes was far too explict for ITV.
So an angry fan managed to get into the England changing room after last nights game. Apparently goalkeeper Robert Green tried to grab the man, but missed.
The England team went to visit an orphanage in South Africa this morning – “It is so good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constant struggling and facing the impossible,†said Sipho Umboto, aged 6.
All these Rob Green jokes are getting out of hand. In fact, they're crossing the line.
I’m going to be bold here, and suggest we play Heskey at left back... left back at Heathrow Airport!!!!
South Africans have always been known for being a bit arrogant, but this World Cup is the worst case of blowing your own trumpet I've ever seen.
World Cup 2010: Fan in England team dressing room... ? Poor ****ers couldn't even afford an air-conditioner.
WHO SAID FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT? SOME QUOTES TO PROVE IT…
My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "
David Beckham
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league."
Mark Viduka
"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had."
David Beckham
"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the end of the day."
Neville Southall
"I've had 14 bookings this season -- 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne
"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer
"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.†(which is Spanish)
Mark Draper
"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton
"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week, but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester."
Stan Collymore
"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi
"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright
"I'm as happy as I can be -- but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu
"Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough."
Jonathan Woodgate
"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce
"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right."
Lee Hendrie
"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush
"Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today."
Steve Lomas
"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock."
Barry Venison
"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet."
David Beckham
"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more European."
Phil Neville
"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."
Mitchell Thomas
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer
"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles
"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
Thierry Henry
