Explain this???

[Hedgehog]

Explain this???


I spent $39,000 on a boob job for the wife.
She was delighted.
I spent another $27,000 on a nose job for her.
She was ecstatic. I spent $22 000 on liposuction for her
and she was over the moon.
I spent $300 on a blow job for myself and she goes' f--king mental.

Women ............. ?

 

[Louis]

Hedge,
Here we say that women are a necessary evil ...

 

[Nathangun]

Good one Ted

 

[Deadmeat1471]

The wife probably thought she was worth more than $300 a go

 

[PoorOldSpike]

I've never married or had kids thank god, i dunno how you married guys can stand being family men..

 

[Hedgehog]

You are the King of your castle POS....Us married guy's are only the King when we are out of the Castle.....If we were truthful.....Also we married guy's get very clever at controling the ladies, it does take a lot of years mind you I would say the first 35 years are the worst.....:whoo:

 

[PoorOldSpike]

..Also we married guy's get very clever at controling the ladies, it does take a lot of years mind you I would say the first 35 years are the worst.....:whoo:

Yes you're an expert mate; I think if ever I took up with a woman I'd treat her like the halfwit she is, but let her think she was in charge..