The famous comedian Bob Hope, a notorious womaniser, was once caught by his wife, Dolores, in bed with another woman. He sat bolt upright in bed and exclaimed: "It isn't me!"
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised. FRED ALLEN
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised. FRED ALLEN