When God scored a stunning ten-nil win with the Ten Plagues why couldn't the Egyptian A-Team of "gods and goddesses" prevent it? Answer - they don't exist!
(Osiris, Amun, Maat, Anubis, Nut, Geb, Ra, Hathor, Sekhmet, Isis, Seth, Horus, Thoth, Bastet)
Huh some of them are women, no wonder they lost, everybody knows girls can't play soccer..
One gal is called Nut, i bet she kept running round shouting to her mates "On me 'ed son"
Hey a witch in a chatroom 2 years ago said she was sending the goddess Sekhmet to get me, I put the kettle on but she never turned up, gosh I hate getting stood up by goddesses..
