HEY, YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF

[Johnsy]

HEY, YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..."
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3 grand machine gun and $5 grand rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your arse with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against..
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that mobile phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

 

[Bootie]

Hmm my neighbours goat is quite nice actually... LOL

 

[2054172]

You recieve weapons, money, and training from the CIA.

 

[Lord Bane (FGM)]

You may be a Canadian if.......you love to bitch about the United States even though you owe your very existance to them but don't want to admit it.
Bane

 

[PoorOldSpike]

The English invented America..
If it weren't for us they'd all still be living in wigwams and talking Apache..

MAYFLOWER -

LANDFALL IN THE NEW WORLD -

"Right,we'll have a cup of tea, then we'll break out the guns and go kick Geronimos butt or whatever his bleddy name is!"

 

[Earl of Grey]

You know... in a certain way they still ARE talking Apache - although now it's a combat helicopter and no language. :smokin:

 

[Bootie]

And Numbers does have a point about the Taliban getting trained up by the CIA... LOL

 

[PoorOldSpike]

You know... in a certain way they still ARE talking Apache - although now it's a combat helicopter and no language. :smokin:

Yes and it's nice of the yanks to name a helo after a people they ethnically cleansed..

 

[Rico]

Perhaps a token of respect that they put up one helluva fight?

 

[Lord Bane (FGM)]

LOL..we didn't ethically cleanse them all....my wife is part Apache and my ex-wife was part Black Foot. So you see...the indians did have some uses. And Rico your right...Apache's can be tough customers.
Lord Bane

 

[PoorOldSpike]

"Band of Chiricahua Apache Indians, followers of legendary renegade Geronimo, attending a peace negotiation after a long struggle against US gov't attempts to force them onto reservations.
Location: Tombstone, AZ, US
Date taken: 1886"

 

[PoorOldSpike]

Geronimo, 1886

 

[Earl of Grey]

Apaches can be tough customers.

That's they they were called 'Black Death' by the Iraqi soldiers during the Gulf War.

 

[Jonny]

You may be a Canadian if.......you love to bitch about the United States even though you owe your very existance to them but don't want to admit it.
Bane

Quite how is that so? Because you've been kind enough not to invade them?

 

[2054172]

Quite how is that so? Because you've been kind enough not to invade them?

Jonny I think he misunderstood my post, let's not get into it please...I am trying to be polite and respectful of the owner of this fine place, so that is why i will not comment.

 

[Rico]

Quite how is that so? Because you've been kind enough not to invade them?

LOL... isn't that the kind of joke usually made about Germany?... hmm... times do change

 

[Earl of Grey]

LOL... isn't that the kind of joke usually made about Germany?... hmm... times do change

We already have been invaded a couple of times - no need to do it all over again.

 

[Johnsy]

And here the Taliban can start a war between Canada and the USA

 

[Earl of Grey]

And here the Taliban can start a war between Canada and the USA

Not quite - that war has always been there. Just watch the movie 'Canadian Bacon' and you'll know what I mean. Apart from that - all hate them Frenchies, don't we?

 

[Nathangun]

Nationalism pokes his ugly little head into every tread :-/