Subject: Iraq
A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less
serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men.
The platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had
happened.
The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag Who'd
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a Fat,
useless, lying one-eyed porridge shit and Lord Mandelson is a pillow biting
bastard!
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid, hatchet faced lesbian.
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when an
effing bus hit us."
A US army platoon was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi insurgent, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was a British soldier in a similar but less
serious state. The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was
given to both men.
The platoon leader asked the injured soldier what had
happened.
The soldier reported, "I was moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag Who'd
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Gordon Brown is a Fat,
useless, lying one-eyed porridge shit and Lord Mandelson is a pillow biting
bastard!
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and ponces about like a frigid, hatchet faced lesbian.
He retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does Harriet Harman!"
"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when an
effing bus hit us."