Irish Virginity Test Kit
Paddy is planning to marry, so he is, and asks his family doctor how he
could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we
call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red
paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she
says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...",
you hit her with the shovel.'
:scared:
Paddy is planning to marry, so he is, and asks his family doctor how he
could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we
call a Do-It-Yourself.... Virginity Test Kit.... a small can of red
paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."
Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night,
you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue. If she
says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...",
you hit her with the shovel.'
:scared:
