Love

[Johnsy]

Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching the World Cup when I heard my wife's sweet voice from the kitchen.

"What would you like for dinner my Love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

I said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."

She replied "You're having soup, a*shole. I was talking to the cat."

 

[Bert Blitzkrieg]

Thought you posted earlir what a lovely wife you have??