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Corsaire31
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A Police Officer was patrolling late at night off the main highway. At nearly midnight, in a quiet side street, he sees a couple in a car with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car. There is a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine and a well-stacked young woman, in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the Officer walks to the car and gently taps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window and says "Good evening Officer."
The trooper asks "May I ask, what are you doing?"
The young man says "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says: "And, the lady in the back seat, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, late at night in 'Lover's Lane' and nothing obscene is happening! He asks: "What is your age, young man?"
The young man replies "I am 22, sir."
The trooper asks: "And how old is the young lady?"
The young man looks at his watch and says "She will be 18 in eleven minutes".
The young man lowers his window and says "Good evening Officer."
The trooper asks "May I ask, what are you doing?"
The young man says "I'm reading a magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the Officer says: "And, the lady in the back seat, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."
Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, late at night in 'Lover's Lane' and nothing obscene is happening! He asks: "What is your age, young man?"
The young man replies "I am 22, sir."
The trooper asks: "And how old is the young lady?"
The young man looks at his watch and says "She will be 18 in eleven minutes".