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Johnsy
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Roy, moved to Texas.
Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Roy stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice any thing different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Roy, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Roy yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied.............
'Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat.'
Roy always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
'Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'Nope.'
Frustrated, Roy stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice any thing different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Roy, what's different? It's hanging
down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'
Furious, Roy yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'
'Nope', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied.............
'Shoulda bought a hat, Roy. Shoulda bought a hat.'