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Johnsy
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Last week I took my 80 year old dad shopping to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food counter. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours, green, red, orange,and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food, so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and made love to a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son?'
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food, so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response: 'Got stoned once and made love to a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son?'
