NEVER CHEAT ON A COUNTRY WOMAN!
A country wife came home just in time to
Find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength,
Borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay,
She dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the garden shed.
She put his manhood in a vice and then
Secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
Carpenter's' saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and
Hollered, "Stop ! Stop ! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty old saw,
Are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her
Eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said . . . . . .
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the
Shed!!!"
A country wife came home just in time to
Find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength,
Borne of fury, and cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay,
She dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the garden shed.
She put his manhood in a vice and then
Secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up an old
Carpenter's' saw.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and
Hollered, "Stop ! Stop ! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty old saw,
Are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her
Eye, put the saw in her husband's hand and said . . . . . .
"Nope....You are! I'm gonna burn down the
Shed!!!"