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Johnsy
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In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was, "Where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that 'iTouch Kids' is not a good product name.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a moustache."
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.â€
I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realising that 'iTouch Kids' is not a good product name.
You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin.
I said, "How can you tell them apart?" He said, "Her brother's got a moustache."
When I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the receptionist, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled," to which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.â€
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