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Johnsy
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A man went to his appointment with the urologist. In the examining room he told the nurse . . don't laugh!
'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' The man said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a jelly bean.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.
'I'm so sorry,' said the nurse. 'I don't know what came
over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
"It's swollen," he replied.
'Of course I won't laugh, I'm a professional nurse. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'
'Okay then,' The man said and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a jelly bean.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling then fell laughing to the floor.
'I'm so sorry,' said the nurse. 'I don't know what came
over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'
"It's swollen," he replied.