I met a fairy today who granted me just one wish.
“I want to live forever.†I said.
“Sorryâ€, said the fairy, “but I am not allowed to grant wishes like that.â€
Fine I said, “I want to die when England win the World Cupâ€.
“You crafty *******!†said the fairy.
“I want to live forever.†I said.
“Sorryâ€, said the fairy, “but I am not allowed to grant wishes like that.â€
Fine I said, “I want to die when England win the World Cupâ€.
“You crafty *******!†said the fairy.