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Johnsy
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Possibly the very first ever Blonde Guy joke....and well worth the wait!!!!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos again I'm going to jump off too!'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Cheese again! If I get a cheese sandwich one more time I'm going to jump too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped
to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and also jumped.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the cheese sandwich and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how tired he
really was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife.
She stared back and said..........
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!'
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blond Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building.'
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos again I'm going to jump off too!'
The blonde opened his lunch and said, 'Cheese again! If I get a cheese sandwich one more time I'm going to jump too.'
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped
to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and also jumped.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the cheese sandwich and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, 'If I'd known how tired he
really was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!'
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'
(Oh this is GOOD!!)?
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde guy's wife.
She stared back and said..........
'Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch!'