Rich Relations

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open-heart bypass surgery.


He awoke from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Cabrini Catholic Hospital.

As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked if he had health insurance.

He replied in a raspy voice, 'No health insurance.'

The nun asked if he had any money in the bank.


He replied. 'No money in the bank.'

The nun asked, 'Do you have a relative who could help you?'

He said, 'I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.'

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, 'Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.'

The patient replied, 'In that case send the bill to my brother-in-law.'
 
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