A couple, both well into their 80s, go
to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for
you?
The man says, "Will you watch us have
sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows , but
he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that
he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor
says, "There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have
intercourse." He thanks them for
coming, wishes them good luck, charges
them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple
returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit
puzzled, but agrees. This happens
several weeks in a row. The couple
makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, then
leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this
routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you
trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to
find out anything. She's married and
we can't go to her house. I'm married
and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton
charges £139. We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from Bupa
to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, "What can I do for
you?
The man says, "Will you watch us have
sexual intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows , but
he is so amazed that such an elderly
couple is asking for sexual advice that
he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor
says, "There's absolutely nothing
wrong with the way you have
intercourse." He thanks them for
coming, wishes them good luck, charges
them £50, and says goodbye.
The next week, however, the couple
returns and asks the sex therapist to
watch again. The sex therapist is a bit
puzzled, but agrees. This happens
several weeks in a row. The couple
makes an
appointment, has intercourse with no
problems, pays the doctor, then
leaves.
Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this
routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry,
but I have to ask. Just what are you
trying to find out?"
The old man says, "We're not trying to
find out anything. She's married and
we can't go to her house. I'm married
and we can't go to my house.
Travelodge charge £93. The Hilton
charges £139. We do it here for £50,
and I get £43 back from Bupa