It was entertainment night at the Senior Centre.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
Trance; I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew
A beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to
Keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations'.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
Quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the
Watch...'
The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back
And forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
Until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to
The floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'S**T!' exclaimed the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre.
Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a
Trance; I intend to hypnotise each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew
A beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to
Keep your eye on this antique watch.
It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations'.
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while
Quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the
Watch...'
The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back
And forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch,
Until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to
The floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'S**T!' exclaimed the Hypnotist.
It took three days to clean up the Senior Centre.