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Johnsy
Guest
On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
At the Electric Company
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'
In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
Sign at a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'
'We repair what your husband fixed.'
At a Tyre Shop in Milwaukee :
'Invite us to your next blowout.'
On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'
On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'
At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'
Outside a Muffler Shop:
'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'
In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'
At the Electric Company
'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be.'
In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
Sign at a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'