The Aussie Solution to Save Petrol

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Johnsy

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Kevin Rudd wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......
Step 1
The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!
That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down......
Step 2
Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the our coast....
When they catch an illegal immigrant in Aussie waters, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him straight to Iraq .....
Tell him if he wants to come to Australia then he must serve a tour in the military....
Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....
Step 3
After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....
He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident...... .
This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the immigrants trying to make a better life for themselves... .....
Step 4
If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....
Problem solved.....
 
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