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Johnsy
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An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn ' t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru? '
The girl, crying, replied, ' Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute... '
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You ' re a disgrace to this Catholic family. '
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that ' s parked outside plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera. '
'Now what was it ye said ye had become? ' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, ' Sniff, sniff...a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. '
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn ' t ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru? '
The girl, crying, replied, ' Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute... '
'Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You ' re a disgrace to this Catholic family. '
'OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that ' s parked outside plus a membership to the country club...(takes a breath)... and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera. '
'Now what was it ye said ye had become? ' says Dad.
Girl, crying again, ' Sniff, sniff...a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff. '
'Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug.'
