A woman in her forties went to a plastic
surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob,"
where a small knob is placed on the back of a
woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new
face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman
tightened the knob, and the effects were
wonderful-the woman remained young looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems.
All these years, everything has been working
just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times
and I've always loved the results.
But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes
and the knob won't get rid of them.
"The doctor looked at her closely and said,
"Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "No point asking about the beard
then..........!"
surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure
called "The Knob,"
where a small knob is placed on the back of a
woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new
face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman
tightened the knob, and the effects were
wonderful-the woman remained young looking and
vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the
surgeon with two problems.
All these years, everything has been working
just fine. I've had to turn the knob many times
and I've always loved the results.
But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes
and the knob won't get rid of them.
"The doctor looked at her closely and said,
"Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "No point asking about the beard
then..........!"