The Little Scotman's

[Hedgehog]

Be sure you scroll down to the map after you read and watch the little Scotsman walk across the map....

One morning a Scotsman is having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble- gum, sits down next to him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation ..

Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole bread?'

Scotsman (in a bad mood): 'Of course.'

Frenchman (after blowing a huge bubble): 'We don't. In France , we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Scotland .' The Frenchman has a smirk on his face.

The Scotsman listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: 'Do you eat marmalade with your bread?'

Scotsman: 'Of course.'

Frenchman (cracking his bubble-gum between his teeth and chuckling): 'We don't. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into marmalade, and sell the marmalade to Scotland.'

After a moment of silence, the Scotsman asks: 'Do you have sex in France ?'

Frenchman: 'Why of course we do', he says with a big smirk.

Scotsman: 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

Frenchman: 'We throw them away, of course.'

Scotsman: 'We don't. In Scotland , we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France '

(I hope the Wee Scotsman walks across the map for you

 

[Louis]

You're a genius Hedge ... :rockon:

 

[Lighthorse]

That story of a Scotchman remember me of a long ago Europe vacation I took in with a buddy of my. We're were sitting having tea, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade at the main train station in Paris. One of us spilled they tea on the small table we were sitting at. Both of us got some napkins and start cleaning up the tea spillage. All of sudden a French waiter was standing next to our table. He carefully picked all the wet napkins and counted them out one at a time as loud as he could to embarrass us in the crowed restaurant . Next this a*****e of a waiter put out his hand and demand a tip from both of us. Both my friend and I slowly got up and walk away after flipping him the bird together. The rest of our vacation Europe was super, but for that one old french waiter....a*****e he was.