The Promised Land

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel :

"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead

you to The Promised Land".



Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced), Roosevelt said:

"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel.

This is The Promised Land".



Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price

of Camels, and mortgaged The Promised Land!



Last night, I was so depressed thinking about Obama Care, the economy,

the wars, lost jobs, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. that I

called a Suicide Hotline.



I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call centre in

Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I

could drive a truck.
 
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