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THE GENERAL
LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND,
IS MORE POWERFUL THEN A LOCOMOTIVE,
IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET,
WALKS ON WATER AND GIVES POLICY TO GOD <o></o>
LEAPS TALL BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND,
IS MORE POWERFUL THEN A LOCOMOTIVE,
IS FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET,
WALKS ON WATER AND GIVES POLICY TO GOD <o
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THE COLONEL
LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH ASINGLE BOUND,
IS MORE POWEERFUL THEN A SWITCH ENGINE,
IS JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET,
WALKS ON WATER IF THE SEA IS CALM AND TALKS TO GOD <o></o>
LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH ASINGLE BOUND,
IS MORE POWEERFUL THEN A SWITCH ENGINE,
IS JUST AS FAST AS A SPEEDING BULLET,
WALKS ON WATER IF THE SEA IS CALM AND TALKS TO GOD <o
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THE LIEUTENANT COLONEL
LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START AND A GOOD WIND,
IS ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE,
IS FASTER THEN A SPEEDING BB,
WALKS ON WATER IN AN INDOOR POOL,
TALKS TO GOD,IF A SPECIAL REQUEST IS APPROVED <o></o>
LEAPS SHORT BUILDINGS WITH A RUNNING START AND A GOOD WIND,
IS ALMOST AS POWERFUL AS A SWITCH ENGINE,
IS FASTER THEN A SPEEDING BB,
WALKS ON WATER IN AN INDOOR POOL,
TALKS TO GOD,IF A SPECIAL REQUEST IS APPROVED <o
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THE MAJOR
BARELY CLEARS A QUONSET HUT,
LOSES TUGS OF WAR WITH LOCOMOTIVE,
CAN FIRE A SPEEDING BULLET,
CAN SWIM WELL,
AND IS OCASIIONALLY ADDRESSED BY GOD <o></o>
BARELY CLEARS A QUONSET HUT,
LOSES TUGS OF WAR WITH LOCOMOTIVE,
CAN FIRE A SPEEDING BULLET,
CAN SWIM WELL,
AND IS OCASIIONALLY ADDRESSED BY GOD <o
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THE CAPTAIN
MAKES HIGH MARKS WHEN TRYING TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS,
GETS RAN OVER BY LOCOMOTIVES,
CAN SOMETIMES HANDLE A GUN WITHOUT INFLICTING SELF INJURY,
CAN DOGGIE PADDLE,
AND TALKS TO ANIMALS. <o></o>
MAKES HIGH MARKS WHEN TRYING TO LEAP TALL BUILDINGS,
GETS RAN OVER BY LOCOMOTIVES,
CAN SOMETIMES HANDLE A GUN WITHOUT INFLICTING SELF INJURY,
CAN DOGGIE PADDLE,
AND TALKS TO ANIMALS. <o
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THE FIRST LIETENANT
RUNS INTO BUILDINGS,
RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES (2 OUT OF 3 TIMES),
IS NOT ISSUED AMMO,
CAN STAY AFLOAT IF PROPERLY INSTRUCTED,
AND TALKS TO WATER <o></o>
RUNS INTO BUILDINGS,
RECOGNIZES LOCOMOTIVES (2 OUT OF 3 TIMES),
IS NOT ISSUED AMMO,
CAN STAY AFLOAT IF PROPERLY INSTRUCTED,
AND TALKS TO WATER <o
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A SECOND LIEUTANT
FALLS OVER DOOR SILLS WHEN TRYING TO ENTER BUILDINGS,
SAYS "LOOK AT THE CHOO CHOO",
AND MUMBLES TO HIMSELF. <o></o>
FALLS OVER DOOR SILLS WHEN TRYING TO ENTER BUILDINGS,
SAYS "LOOK AT THE CHOO CHOO",
AND MUMBLES TO HIMSELF. <o
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THE MIGHTY NCO
LIFTS BUILDINGS AND THEN WALKS UNDER THEM,
KICKS LOCOMOTIVES OFF THE TRACK,
CATCHES SPEEDING BULLETS IN HIS TEETH AND CHEWS THEM UP,
FREEZES WATER WITH A SINGLE GLANCE,
HE IS GOD <o></o>
LIFTS BUILDINGS AND THEN WALKS UNDER THEM,
KICKS LOCOMOTIVES OFF THE TRACK,
CATCHES SPEEDING BULLETS IN HIS TEETH AND CHEWS THEM UP,
FREEZES WATER WITH A SINGLE GLANCE,
HE IS GOD <o
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