This is par for the course!!!!

[Johnsy]

Arthur is 90 years old.

He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggestion: "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is a hundred and three. He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!", says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"Can't remember."

 

[Corsaire31]

Just heard another one about golf...

A bunch of players are in the dressing room after playing their 18 holes.
A cellular phone rings, one of the guys answers and here goes the conversation :
" Yes it's me Darling, what's up ? .... If you can buy this nice diamond necklace you saw in town? Of course Darling.... The Mercedes we've been talking about ? Sure, go for it. If you can get a good price, you can even buy two... And for the house we saw last week we can have it for only a million bucks ? That's a bargain, don't hesitate, Darling, you can sign straight away... Yes love you too... Be home soon... See you..."

By the time, everybody has turned his head towards the guy with wide opened eyes. Then the guy hangs up and says : " Anybody knows who that phone belongs to ?"