Three Old Men

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Three Old Men

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.

"You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothing," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more.? You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"


"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old?

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00am. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30am."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00am and crap every morning at 6:30am...... So what's so bad about being 80?"



"I don't wake up until 7:00am"
 
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