Tiger is at again

[Hedgehog]

The Pope and Tiger Woods die on the same day and because of an administrative mix up the Pope went to Hell and Tiger Woods went to Heaven.

The Pope explains the situation to the administrative clerk in Hell, and after checking the paperwork the clerk admits that there is an error.

"However", the clerk explains, "it will be 24 hours before it can be rectified".

Next day the Pope is called and Hell's staff bids him farewell.

On the way up, the Pope meets Tiger Woods coming down from Heaven and they stop to have a chat.

"Sorry about the mix up", apologizes the Pope.

"No problem" replied Tiger Woods.

Pope: "I am really anxious to get to Heaven"

Tiger: "Why is that?"

Pope: "All my life I have wanted to meet the Virgin Mary"

Tiger: "You're a day late."

 

[enven]

ha!

 

[2054172]

Now that is sad...but does make me smile...

 

[PoorOldSpike]

A British MP who was caught up in the massive false-expenses swindle dies, but due to a mixup finds himsef at the Pearly Gates.
"On yer bike mate" says Peter, but the MP falls to his knees sobbing and pleading- "Oh please let me in, i'm a reformed character and renounce my sinful past"

"i'll have to nip off and take advice from the Big Man about this" Peter replies, "wait here and keep an eye on the gates for me, they're very valuable"

Peter arrives back later- "Where are the gates??"