Walk Naked In Canada Day

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WALK NAKED IN CANADA DAY
Don't
forget to mark your calendars.
As you
may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman
other than his wife naked and if he does, he must
commit suicide. So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern
Time, all Canadian women are
asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling
your block for one hour is recommended for
this anti-terrorist effort.


All
patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate
their support for the women and to prove that
they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of
alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further
proof of your patriotism.

The
Canadian government appreciates your efforts to
root out terrorists and applauds your participation
in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless Canada !


P.S.. It
is your patriotic duty to inform others. If you
don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and
are possibly aiding and abetting terrorists.
 
That's a good one. We had the Aussie version go around about 6 months ago.
 
Perfect. Since Germany has a couple of the biggest Muslim cities on the world (in fact, there live more Muslims in berlin than almost every other Muslim city elswhere), we should do the same! :) Although, on second thought, my wife would very likely kill me immediately afterwards.
 
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