Who Said Footballers aren't Intelligent...LOL

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WHO SAID FOOTBALLERS AREN'T INTELLIGENT?

My parents have always been there for me, ever since I was about 7. "
David Beckham

"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the
league."
Mark Viduka

"Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well,
he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best
manager I've ever had."
David Beckham

"If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of
bed at the end of the day."
Neville Southall

"I've had 14 bookings this season - 8 of which were my fault, but 7 of
which were disputable."
Paul Gascoigne

"I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and
hopefully after that as well."
Alan Shearer

"I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona "
Mark Draper

"You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win
the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out."
Peter Shilton

"I faxed a transfer request to the club at the beginning of the week,
but let me state that I don't want to leave Leicester "
Stan Collymore

"I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on
the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at
Birmingham . My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he
was out there playing."
Ade Akinbiyi

"Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match."
Ian Wright

"I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier."
Ugo Ehiogu

" Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I
live in Middlesborough."
Jonathan Woodgate

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce

"I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my
right."
Lee Hendrie

"I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country."
Ian Rush

" Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals
out there today."
Steve Lomas

"I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my
right sock."
Barry Venison

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what
religion yet."
David Beckham

"The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukrainians will be more
European."
Phil Neville

"All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed."
Mitchell Thomas

"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best."
Alan Shearer

"I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd."
Johnny Giles

"Sometimes in football you have to score goals."
Thierry Henry
 
You should REALLY coordinate with Johnsy - he posted that one about a week ago. :) And a lot of other jokes are doubles as well - do you by chance use the same sources?
 
We lost because we didn't win.
- Ronaldo

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.
- Les Ferdinand

It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.
- Richard Rufus

There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between.
- Gary Lineker

Some people believe football is a matter of life and death. I can assure you it is much, much more important than that.
-Bill Shankly

Whenever the ball flew toward our goal and a score seemed inevitable, Jesus reached his foot out and cleared the ball.
- match report in Brazilian Jornal dos Sports

Behind the windows of Manchester, there is an insane love of football, of celebration and of music.
-Eric Cantona

Egil Olsen should have gone six games ago. He was totally useless. I'd like to give him a right-hander.
-Vinnie Jones

Winning doesn't really matter, as long as you win.
-Vinnie Jones

David walks around the kitchen going 'I'm a gay icon, they love me.' The thing is with David is that he doesn't care. He'll go out in his skirt and his bandana and he doesn't care what people say.
-Victoria Beckham

You're always going to be struggling if you haven't got a left foot.
-Trevor Brooking

It's end to end stuff, but from side to side.
-Trevor Brooking

Fortunately, Paul Scholes' injury wasn't as bad as we'd hoped for.
-Trevor Brooking

Northern Ireland have had several chances and haven't scored, but England have had no chances and scored twice.
-Trevor Brooking

I've been asked that question for the last six months. It is not fair to expect me to make such a fast decision on something that has been put upon me like that.
-Terry Venables

I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in.
-Terry Venables

Apart from their goals, Norway wouldn't have scored.
-Terry Venables

Jimmy Hill: "Don't sit on the fence Terry; what chance do you think Germany has got of getting through?"
Terry Venables: "I think it's fifty-fifty"

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.
-Terry Venables
 
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