World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Johnsy]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, 'Will you marry me?'
The girl said, 'NO!'
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

 

[Hedgehog]

And stay on the computer all day long, if needed....LOL

 

[Johnsy]

I sometimes wish my wife had said no