YOU JUST CAN'T FIX STUPID

Let's assume this person is just joking. Every other possibility can only - and definitely will! - lead to utter madness if you dwell on it for too long. People have thrown themselbes behind a train for lesser reasons.
 
Bootie said:
LMAO behind a train.
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You know... throwing yourself IN FRONT of one might not be the best idea - that might actually hurt. Another - and easie! - solution would be to shoot yourself. In the foot.
 
Yup - a wise man (I sadly only met once on my one and only trip to London about 10 years ago) once said to me: 'Either sleep or drink - that's the only thing helping against the pain. Sleep we already have enough and will need to again, so let's drink.' I think he was absolutely correct.
 
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