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YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF...

  • YOU REFINE HEROIN FOR A LIVING , BUT YOU HAVE A MORAL OBJECTION TO LIQUOR.

  • YOU OWN A $3,000 MACHINE GUN AND A $5,000 ROCKET LAUNCHER, BUT YOU CAN'T AFFORD SHOES.

  • YOU HAVE MORE WIVES THAN TEETH.

  • YOU WIPE YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR BARE HAND, BUT CONSIDER BACON "UNCLEAN".

  • YOU THINK VESTS COME IN TWO STYLES : BULLET PROOF AND SUICIDE

  • YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE YOU HAVEN'T DECLARED JIHAD AGAINST

  • YOU CONSIDER TELEVISION DANGEROUS, BUT ROUTINELY CARRY EXPLOSIVES IN YOUR CLOTHING

  • YOU WERE AMAZED TO DISCOVER THAT CELL PHONES HAVE USES OTHER THAN SETTING OFF ROADSIDE BOMBS.

  • YOU HAVE NOTHING AGAINST WOMAN AND THINK EVERY MAN SHOULD OWN AT > LEAST FOUR

  • YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD A CRUSH ON YOUR NEIGHBOURS GOAT

Greetings from the wobbly dodgy farside
 
Q. What do you call a terrorist who owns a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.

Q. How do terrorists practice safe sex?
A. They mark the camels that kick.

Q. What do you call a terrorist who owns 6 goats?
A. A pimp.

Q. What do you call a terrorist between two houses?
A. Ali
 
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