mTk's Humor Strikes Again. You've Been Warned!

[mTk]

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?
Bison.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

 

[Nelson1812]

Christmas is coming... this thread should go crackers!:runner::sofa:

 

[mTk]

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.

 

[HOA_KSOP]

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.

That was Harley worth the effort T-...

 

[Gunner]

Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.

 

[mTk]

Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting.
- They always drop their needles.

 

[mTk]

What do you call Santa's most impolite reindeer?
- RUDEolph.

 

[Nort]

Don't make me come over there ...

 

[Rico]

I don't drink enough to make these funny...

 

[mTk]

What do you call Santa's helpers?
- Subordinate clauses.

 

[HOA_KSOP]

What do you call Santa's helpers?
- Subordinate clauses.

Nort should like this one...

 

[Hedgehog]

Thought this one might work ?

 

[mTk]

What do Santa's elves go to school to learn?
- The Elfabet.

What do snowmen call their children?
- Chill-dren.

(Ba-da-boom!)

 

[Louis]

 

[mTk]

So, I was at the bar last night and the waitress screamed.."Does anyone know CPR?"
I said "Hell, I know the entire alphabet!"
Everyone laughed...well everyone except this one guy.

 

[mTk]

I'd laugh, but well...

 

[Hedgehog]

I'd laugh, but well...

I rest my Case !!!!!

 

[Louis]

 

[Louis]

Medals...

 

[mTk]

This one is unusually subtle for me so some of you may not get it.

Why does the Norway navy have bar codes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port...

...they can Scandinavian.