**NSFW** Australia Appreciation Thread

I would love to have a quintessential Englishman’s lawn, but we got too many squirrels, foxes and badgers. It looks more like a colander, plus I mow around certain flowers at times because my wife thinks they are pretty :rolleyes:

I do get frustrated when people let their dogs off the lead and I have to clear up their dog sh*t. I admit, I’ve shouted at people on the odd occasion :censored:
 
An apparently level-headed acquaintance of mine has been known to get his whole family out on their lawn on a weekend day - to pick weeds out of it with dinner forks. :oops:

:) I remember years back when I was younger and lived in rentals. I used to see the older neighbours out picking weeds out of their lawns by hand and I thought WTF, at least just spray it.

I now admit that I have done it. Its quite therapeutic. Sometimes they weed sprays just do not work.
 
The ingredients list is pretty feckin nuts!
What the fek is 'Hydrogenated Olive Oil Unsaponifiables'??
How to use in a sentence: "Your ideas have no merit and are quite frankly unsaponifiable".

And what kind of pets are used in the making of the bottle?? ;)

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Had to look it up and this is what I found. For a company claiming to be soo organic and yet the list of ingredients...?
Not sure if this is the right company as I don't see any product container that looks like our picture. However, it is all I found under that name and the location is right.
Might be a shampoo, but I see nothing on their site that looks like chocolate milk.
 
OK, I need to pay tribute.

I found out there's something called Vivid Sydney, where crazy psychedelic images are projected on the already world-famous Sydney Opera House.

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At first, I thought it must be photoshop, but then I realised it's an annual event. I'll raise a Fosters to that. You guys win.
 
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