Be careful for what you wish for :")

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A MSgt, a TSgt and a Chief are off the flight line together for lunch.
While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first!" Says the MSgt,
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.

"Me next!" Says the TSgt.
"I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,
an endless supply of pina coladas and a beautiful woman."

Poof! He's gone.

You're next, the Genie says to the Chief. The Chief says,
"I want those two back on the flight line right after lunch."
 
This one was told me by a Jewish guy-

"An Arab unearths a magic lamp while digging his garden and the genie tells him- "I can grant you one wish such as a chest of precious jewels, a wonderful mansion, a harem of beautiful women, anything that will make you happy and contented"
The Arab thinks for a moment then breaks into a big grin and replies- "Okay, I wish my Jewish neighbours goat would die"
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And in the interests of balance, here's one from the Arab perspective-

A Jew and a Palestinian live next door to each other in Israel, and are having a boundary dispute about where the dividing fence in their gardens should be.
"God promised me the land of Israel in the Old Testament, so I rightfully claim all of your garden" says the Jew, "you can't argue with God can you?"
The Palestinian promptly pulls out a gun and shoots the Jew, and as he lays dying, says to him- "Allah tells me to fight unbelievers in the Koran, and you can't argue with Allah can you?"
 
This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much all of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
I could imagine the chief all hard nosed saying that too. haha
 
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