Celibacy

[Hedgehog]

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.

While attending a harmony for couples weekend, Dave and his Partner, Ann, listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
He then addressed the men, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower ?"
Dave leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently, and whispered, "It's Homepride, isn't it ?"Thus began Dave's life of celibacy.

 

[2054172]

LOL now that is good and real...never went to one of those marriage enrichment things....I must be doing something right after 30 years with the same person. ....Ho what did you say dear....get off that %$#@^ computer you no good for nothing lay about... Yes dear i say ... see you guys later .

 

[Lighthorse]

It is a yellow rose......is my wife's favorite flower.
Ah, i'm not completely celibacy yet, maybe next year....LOL

 

[Nort]

Tulips.

 

[Hedgehog]

Tulips.

Or two lips

 

[Facman]

Any flower presented to her with affection is the correct answer in my book. And if I hear a word to the otherwise, it would be awhile before she sees another.