Fact...Johnny Depp

[Hedgehog]

When Johnny Depp fell passionately and eternally in love with Winona Ryder, he had himself inscribed with an elegant tattoo reading "Winona Forever". When the affair fizzled out in time-honoured Hollywood fashion, he minimized the pain and expense of total tattoo removal, by just getting rid of the the letters 'na', so that the tattoo now more truthfully reads "Wino Forever".



With fame I become more and more stupid, which, of course, is a very common phenomenon. ALBERT EINSTEIN

 

[Pauloondra]

"Wino forever" is cool! BUT It would be even more useful with addition "Gin&tonic sometimes", "Wodka, fridays only!" or "Black tea with lemon, without sugar please!" :RpS_biggrin:

 

[Bert Blitzkrieg]

Looks a bit long for your upper arm. Maybe on your back ?